I Am Haikurious

'Curse Of Chucky' Haiku

 

 

 

Chucky versus a
paraplegic? Yup. They went
there.  And brought a knife.

 

A Haiku In Which I Explain Why I Would Have Been Watching MTV's 'Teen Wolf' From Day One Had The Show Been Given A More Informative Title, Like:

 

 

'Meet Teen Wolf's Way, Way
Hotter And Older Mentor,
Who Is NOT Jailbait.'

'Hannibal' Season Finale Haiku

 

 

What rock bottom looks
like: you force Lawrence Fishburne
to shoot your punk ass. 

A Haiku In Memoriam: James Gandolfini

I wish you'd told Death,
"FUHGEDDABOUDIT!  Come back
later!"  (Much later.)  

A Haiku Inspired By The News That Dolce & Gabbana Have Been Convicted Of Tax Evasion

"Looking this good should
be a crime." BAM! New tagline.
(Couture jumpsuits?  Si!)

 

Haiku From A Slightly Confused Fangirl

 

 

 

How can I be both
Fannibal and Fanilow?
(Schizophrenia?) 

Joyous Haiku Inspired By 'Hannibal' Second Season Renewal! (Subtitle: L.A. Is An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!)

 

 

Riddle me this:  if
the rude are food, how on earth
does he stay so slim?! 

"Everything I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From RuPaul's Drag Race" Haiku

 

 

 

Bitch, please...if you want
to be a fierce woman, you've
gotta grow a pair. 

A Haiku For Dame Vivienne Westwood In Honor Of Her 72nd Birthday

 

 

Thank you for giving
khaki a hard kick to the
bollocks.  KEEP KICKING. 

 

Cockneys vs. Zombies Haiku

 

 

 

Sometimes the movie
gods answer my prayers....with jazz
hands, and a big fat "Oi!"