Adventures in Netflixing: "Nine"

 Daniel Day-Lewis is only one of a handful of actors who could even attempt to convince me that being surrounded by a bevy of beautiful, smart, passionate and/or talented women who adore him is every bit as torturous as being stricken with cerebral palsy, or being falsely imprisoned for an IRA bombing he didn't commit, or being tried and hanged for witchcraft in Salem. 

And yet........what a silly, silly premise.

Disliked Nine for that and a whole host of other reasons.

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